scene: our house, friends over, Cali is playing with friend Matt (whom she calls Map)
She gets right up in his face, grabs his cheeks and says "mama"
Map: Hahaha, no, mommy's over there
Cali: *insisting* MAMA!
Map: *laughing* hahaha, she's over there silly
Map: *laughing, laughing, laughing*
Map: *not laughing* uh no, let's go find your dad
scene: at the park, chatting with a lady and her dog
Cali: *petting* your dog is soft
lady: thank you, yes he is
Cali: *looking at his stumpy tail* A cat just bite off his tail
lady: um, ok
Cali: Your dog is UGLY!
mommy: *laughing my ass off* (what? sometimes it needs to be spelled out)
lady: aww, I think he's cute
Cali: It's ok, my hair was ugly yesterday
4 days ago