Friday, April 23, 2010


Some days I'd like to punch myself in the uterus. Because some days, that bitch hurts me, and I want to hurt her back. Kicking is usually better than punching because it's more covert, and I like a surprise attack, but it's pretty difficult to kick yourself in the uterus. Not as difficult as hair pulling though, which is my other fighting method of choice. So punching it is.
Today is a uterus punching kind of day.
If you're a man and you're reading this and thinking, "what the hell, this chick is off her hormones" then I say that you should just punch yourself in the nuts because you have no idea what ouchy uterus feels like.
If you can't take the shit, then stay out of the bathroom....or something to that effect.

1 comment:

Dana J said...

I love your logic. :)