Let's take a quiz, shall we? It's Tuesday morning, why the hell not? You don't want to? Come on, I'll even make it multiple choice. Hmmm? You still don't want to take it? What if I only make it one question? What's that? I've already asked you questions. Well, why don't you get all technical. That's it, no more semantics, just let me do my damn quiz already.
Here's your question:
Which of the following happened today to make my morning less than glittery sunny rosy peachy mother fucking rainbow fluffy?
A. I got in a fight with my husband
B. My daughter took a BITE out of her preschool payment, which was not a check, it was a money order, like cash, but now a worthless piece of paper
C. my car overheated, so I had to stop and let it cool down before adding water, that it's just going to leak back out all over the damn place
D. I was late for work, causing everyone to look at me like I slaughtered their fucking cat.
What's that? All of the above? You think my morning was that rough, huh? Relationship problems, money problems, car problems AND work problems?
Well, you would be fucking correct.
1 day ago