See this baby?
Look closely. She's a juvenile delinquent.
Fine, FINE....that's an exaggeration.
For 1. She's not that little anymore. *sob*
For 2. She's not quite a delinquent yet, but she's working on it.
First off, she's already packing heat, and if you're not careful, she'll totally bust a cap in your ass
Also, she totally goes the wrong way on the slide
She's practicing scaling walls so she can run from the cops
Doesn't use the swings right either, total rebel
And worst of all, she's developing some very inapporpriate language.
We went to see Monsters vs. Aliens last weekend, in 3-D! Way cool. We all really enjoyed it, although Cali refused to wear her 3-D glasses, AND she refused to sit in the booster seat, but that's small potatoes really.
In this movie, there is a very very large robot deposited right in the middle of San Francisco and a big fight on the Golden Gate Bridge (loved that part since I live near there). Well, when that robot is first introduced in the movie, it looms large and there's the obligatory "doom impending" music and the whole theater is quiet.
Except my darling 2 year old baby girl who pipes up loudly with
"what da fuck is zat?"
Yes people, our little girl uses the "F" word. And uses it appropriately I might add. The other kids snickered and Patrick and I were appalled. But I know exactly where to lay the blame for this one, and it's not at the doorstep of my mouth. No siree.
So there you have it, juvenile delinquent in training. Who also got a haircut...couldn't leave her out.
Here's her before shot, I think it was from her pot smoking college years.
Come to think of it, those years are probably what started her down the wrong path.....
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