New Cali obsession: Tom and Jerry, formerly referred to as Tom and Jerry on demand, as in "I wan watch Tom and Jerry on demand"
Cali: Mom, Tommin throw that, thas not NICE!
Cali: Yeah, Tommin. Thas not NICE!
Me: OH! Tom?
Cali: No, Tommin, Tommin Jerry
Damien: Emily, wouldn't that be funny if we were cartoons and every time you walked by, you like threw something at me?
Emily: Yeah, haha, like every time I walk by, I throw an advil at you?
Damien: yeah, hahahaha
Emily: Do you even KNOW what an advil is?
(*this is where I stop and cross my arms and listen, cause she's getting all smarty pants, and she doesn't even know what she's talking about*)
Damien: Yeah, it's one of those big black heavy things.
Me: um, excuse me, actually that's an ANvil, an advil is a tiiiiiiiny little pill
(*Ha, I still hold the title for ultimate smarty pants in the family*)
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