I was walking by a coworkers desk and she had one of those phone memo pads with the clever sayings. Hers says "while you were goofing off" and then a bunch of space to write the message.
Well, as I was breezing by it caught the corner of my eye and my brain interpreted it as saying "while you were Getting off"
Bwahaha, I'm drinking another cup of coffee till I can remedy the sleep situation.
1 hour ago